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Candace Moon : Cry, and then use a paper towel as a filter
OS : What is your very very first memory?
CM : When i was very little we had a farm, and my first memory is feeding one of the cows we had, her name was Beulah, i remember feeding her caramels, she loved them
OS : Righty or lefty?
CM : simple, random fact, I like it...righty :D
OS : Leno or Conan?
CM : neither, I hate that trash tv
OS : Who do you like performing with?
CM : My husband
OS : Turn ons?
CM : girls with big tits and nice asses. guys with good personalities and a nice cock
OS : Turn offs?
CM : pushy men, body odor, bad breath
OS : What's your favorite John Hughes movie?
CM : who is John Hughes?
OS : What is the most attractive quality a man could have?
CM : A funny personality, and a good attitude
OS : Do you have any obscure or random hobbies?
CM : Yes, I knit and crochet, and I make jewelry
OS : Who's your favorite New Kid on the Block and why?
CM : I don't enjoy the new kids on the block, never did never will. Is it one of the Wahlberg brothers that is an actor? I like him. lol
CM : What is a wu tang clan? You kids and your crazy language LOL
CM : I do. The Lost Boys
OS : What mainstream Hollywood actor would you love to do a scene with?
CM : hehe ummm Gerard Butler maybe
OS : Any advice for a young BBW just starting out in porn?
CM : Read every single contract that you sign, and don't trust anyone LOL
OS : Which BBW porn starlet do you most admire?
OS : Which do you prefer on a guy, boxers or briefs?
CM : Briefs definitely
OS : Any particular goals for 2010?
CM : Yes, to fuck a friend of mine the next time I see him ;)
OS : Who would you love to work with, male and female?
CM : Mark Davis, and Katja Kassin
OS : Who is your favorite male co-star?
CM : Mark Davis, hands down
OS : How long do you foresee yourself continuing in the adult entertainment industry?
CM : in some form, until I'm dead
OS : If you only pick one: a life with only kisses and no sex, or all sex and no kissing, which would you choose and why?
CM : as much as i love kissing..i would have to say all sex and no kissing. Why? Do i really need to explain why...
OS : Describe the perfect day (not really a question, I know).
CM : hmm Coffee in the morning, a diner for breakfast brunch, a long walk in a beautiful park. A movie and ice cream in bed, what can I say...I'm a simple girl
OS : Who in the Industry do you consider a role model/hero?
CM : Belladonna, because she does her own thing no matter what anyone says, and Fatty D because she's a curvy girl and so gorgeous!
OS : How many stars can you name?
CM : Porn Stars?
OS : If you could be another starlet who would it and why?
CM : I would never be another starlet. Nuh uh
OS : What was the last thing that took your breath away?
CM : My hitachi
OS: Elvis or Beatles?
OS : What country would you like to visit right this second?
CM : Italy
OS : What does love feel like to you? I hope this isn't too personal.
CM : Love feels like everything.
OS : Are you happy?
CM : Insanely.
Also, I really wish I wrote this beauty but I can't take credit for it:
|The Daily Show With Jon Stewart||Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c|
|Jonah Falcon Needs a Job|
Samantha Bee : You were born with a thirteen and a half inch penis and your last name is Falcon. You were born to make porn!
It seems that young Jonah Falcon is unemployed, lives at home with his mom, and has no prospects. But he as a gift. Jonah Falcon has a 13 and a half inch penis. This is a gift, however, he refuses to capitalize on, much to the disbelief of Daily Show correspondent Samantha Bee.
Two related questions come to mind. Please weigh in. I assume, aside from the delightful Alison Hart, the overwhelming majority of you readers are male.
1. Would you do porn if you could?
2. Would you be happy with a 14 inch penis?
Would you do porn if you could? I know it seems that the default guy answer is not just "Yes!" but "Hellz yes!" But I beg to differ. I think if shown the realities of men in porn, many guys wouldn't opt for the life. I personally wouldn't do porn. Unless your name is Rocco, Pete, or Lex, chances are you're not banking a whole lot, far less than your female counterparts. If you want to support yourself, you're going to have to do gay porn. At this point, guys who are really enthusiastic about getting paid to fuck chicks start to reconsider the profession.
There are plenty of other reasons -- the lack of job stability and benefits, the difficulty in getting nice non-porn chicks to date you, the myriad antibiotic resistant diseases you'll no doubt encounter. The big deal breaker for me is porn's present day ubiquity and permanence. You would think that now porn is mainstream and any one video is ephemera, far easier to drift from your consciousness than Debbie does Dallas, that doing a porn flick or two wouldn't attract any attention. Again, I beg to differ. Since everyone watches porn, and since it is so much easier to get access to the stuff now, not to mention that it being on the Internet means it will be around forever, that means that 10 years from now the parents of your students will lobby to get your ass fired for your youthful discretion.
If you want to do porn it seems you have to be fully committed to it, despite the above setbacks. All that is assuming that you are able to. You might not be even able to make it onto the set.
Would you be happy with a 14 inch penis? Lord no! Again, the default guy answer seems to be the affirmative. If you're thinking this is a good idea, allow me to talk you out of it. If you're packing 6-8 inches you're doing fine. There's no reason to think you need more. If your dick is less than 6 inches, you have options. Be smart. Be rich. Be funny. Be an all around interesting cat. Be about her. Learn to eat pussy. Open your relationship; let her do other guys as long as she comes back to you; this will reward you in the long run. All of these options are preferable over having a 14 inch penis.
One of the very first things I learned about John Holmes, the legendary cocksman, is that he rarely achieved a full erection. After it got to a certain point, his erection would pain him. I don't know if that applies to all dicks beyond a certain size, but that was enough for me to be happy with what I got.
And listen guys, I don't care what you heard, most girls don't like mondo gigantic cocks. Whip out a 14 inch dong and you're guaranteed to get the girl screaming and scrambling to get away. The only women you could do are, well, porn starlets. Even that I find doubtful. My theory is that if you cut off the cameras, and allowed the persona to dissolve, and ask them as people and not as the objects of people's fantasies, the vast majority of those women wouldn't go near a dick that big unless they were paid to.
Maybe I'm wrong. Women, that is if I have other female readers, weigh in. What do you think? am I wrong? Is 14 inch NOT too freakishly big? Also, would you date a male porn star? If so, would there be any conditions? Would a guy with a porn past affect the nature of your relationship?