Neckties Exclusive: An Interview With Brandy Ryder

 I've had the pleasure to interview one of our favorite BBW stars. Brandy Ryder, the continual object of my affection, was nice enough to answer some questions for Neckties. Please read if you want to get inside this honey. 

Just remember, behind the fantasy is a hard working mother of two. Behind the fantasy is a real down-to-earth chick who's trying to get by. If she really makes you tingle in special places, if she makes parts of you sing, if you've rubbed one or two out to her, please support her. In porn or otherwise. And don't be afraid to engage her. She loves her fans as much as they love her.

Neckties: We've never met. We’re acquainted through Twitter. Is there anything you can say to assure everyone reading that you’re not a bot?

Brandy: 101101001001  haha!  Just kidding :)  This is the real Brandy Ryder and I am Not a Robot.   

Neckties: Describe yourself, in haiku.

   

 Brandy:

Sunwashed soft pale skin 
Hazel eyes seducing you
Naked Exposed Me

Neckties:  I would say you have an exotic look. That’s why I’m into you. What’s your background? How do you identify?

Brandy: I'm an all-American mutt like many :)  I grew up in the Midwest... band geek and theatre nerd... I am German/English/Scottish.  My heart belongs in Miami! 

Neckties:  You’re in a reletively young subgenre. Can you tell me how you were first introduced to BBW porn? I assume it was long before you started performing. Can you tell me what was rushing through your head at the time you saw women who looked like you being worshiped?

Brandy: My first glimpse of big beautiful women was Score's "Voluptuous" Magazine and "XLGirls" I was so impressed to see such classy and sexy photos of these girls. I had grown up always hating my curves and my huge boobs and the attention it brought me. When I saw these magazines and the websites and found that there were guys who appreciated this body type it was a whole new world. It made me feel more comfortable with myself, and also I developed quite a few new girl crushes :)

Neckties:  How were you introduced to having sex onscreen?


Brandy: I'm naughty and always been a bit kinky, I had always loved making little homemade sex tapes... in 2006 I started web camming, and eventually my boyfriend at the time convinced me to email Score and do a shoot. That was the very first shoot I did, "Two big Tickets to Ride" and "Feed her Fuck her". Working with Score was amazing, they made me feel super comfortable and glamorous.

Neckties:  I heard women in porn, particularly BBW porn, really deal with a world headaches when it comes to the business side of things (e.g. getting paid). What has your experience been like?

Brandy: I've always heard horror stories as well, so I protect myself by only working with the most reputable companies. I've worked with Score, and Sensational Video, and filmed a few things myself to sell the content. I've had plenty of offers from "photographers" or "up and coming" companies, but I just feel like these are not worth the risk. Also, guys and fans very often want to get everything for nothing. Especially while camming. This is super frustrating! I love showing off, but time is money, and to be honest I am not doing porn for the sex I am doing it for the money. I have never not gotten paid for a shoot, but I have had my fair share of empty promises!

Neckties:  Who’s on your YES list?

Brandy: Any of the other super sexy girls out there :) I am def bi and girl girl or boy girl girl scenes are my fave.

Neckties:  Who would you recommend this life to, if to anyone at all?

Brandy: Anyone who wants to make some extra cash :) It's fun and exciting to cam, and sexy and glamorous to do photo and video shoots.

Neckties:  Who do you admire?

Brandy: Strong women, especially Samantha 38G. She is so professional, so sexy, so amazing. She has been an inspiration and a friend. Not to mention super sexy co-star! I've loved working with her :) See us together in KJUGGS by Score, Hula Hooping on PlumperPass, on her website  and on my clips4sale site.

Neckties:  A personal question, if you don’t mind me asking. I have heard dating is hard for women in the industry. Tell us your experiences. What are you looking for in a man?

Brandy: Guys just want to get it in. They'll say anything. I'm fine being on my own, not really looking for a man right now.

Neckties:  What have you been up to? Plugs, movies and such?

Brandy: I do camming and porn shoots on the side, my everyday life consists of temping at my office job, picking up some shifts waitressing, taking care of my 2 kiddos, and the usual household chores. Check out my webstore where you can sample my baking I'm available to video chat.

and hopefully more shoots on XLGirls and PlumperPass coming up :) Don't forget to comment on the scenes you like and email these companies to ask them to have me back!

Neckties:  Last question, are you happy?

Brandy: I have good days and bad days like everyone else. I'm happy most of the time! And hearing from fans who say they love me always brightens my mood. I would worry less if I was more finacially secure, but I'm still working on that one. I'm happy that guys like you provide the opportunity for girls like me to show off and feel sexy just the way we are.
Thanks so much for this opportunity!
XOXO,
Brandy Ryder
twitter = @brandy_ryder

BBW I Love Love Love #11: Rose Valentina

I wonder what Rose Valentina is doing right now. I suppose it's something terribly mundane. Something more ordinary than fucking on the smut-screen. She's probably in a supermarket wondering why they over water the basil plants . Maybe she's doing her taxes. She could be watching Wheel of Fortune, all the while marveling at the spectacle that is Pat Sajak's hair.

When you find yourself thinking about the boring day-to-day of a woman who has sex on camera¹, well, that's love, right?²

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1. Wait, Twitter!!
2. Well, there's another option, but I'm far too lazy, self-aware, and ironically distant for that nonsense.

BBW I Love Love Love #10: Claudia Marie

I don't know exactly how I came upon the wondrous and boob-ponderous Claudia Marie. Wasn't too long ago. Maybe 2 or 3 years ago. I wish I'd discover her sooner.

This self-proclaimed "Big tit whore" will always be a hit with me. Maybe — and excuse the momentary flare up of classism — it's the the right touch of white trash. Maybe it's beaming Southern Charm. That extra large smile. That bigger than life personality that draws you in like a vortex.

Or, maybe it's her bigger than life breasts.

I don't know what it is, but even when I'm not looking to stroke, something drags me back to Claudia-Marie.

I will keep letting that something drag me back. Claudia-Marie has never disappointed.

She is also a BBW I Love because she's a songbird

BBW I Love Love Love #8: Maria Moore

The year was 2003. I was on indulging in my newly discovered BBW interest. I was surfing the nets on my newly acquired broadband tubes.

BBW was only one of the fixations I was exploring. A quick look at my  Yahoo Groups will reveal a love of anime goth girls, ganguro chicks, tied up women, and well, hood rats (I'm really not proud of that).

She was just another girl with a Yahoo Group account. Like many of the other BBW models on Yahoo she posed nude but did no hardcore. As much as I wanted to see the likes of Dawn Perignon do things to a penis, I literally prayed on at least two occasions to see Maria Moore fucked on camera.

I stumbled across my wish quite quickly. She did a scene with the folks over at Bang Bros.


Aside #1: The shoot was for Mom's Anal Adventure but I'm almost positive the scene featured no anal. I could check to be sure but I want to finish writing this post. With Maria, a small diversion could be a few hours of watching porn.


Aside #2: This, I believe, was the moment it hit me that reality porn was not at all real.

At the time, it was a one time thing. She wouldn't return to sex scenes for some years. When she did, I was there waiting.

She beats even Samantha 38G as the BBWs I've loved the longest. I know in my heart, if she continues in this business for another 20 years, I will continue to watch her.

She's been through a lot recently (birth of her first child, cancer). And she's easing her way back into porn.

I'm writing because I've been thinking about our history today, and I feel the need to thank Ms. Moore for the hours of pleasure she's given me over the years. I should not and will not take that granted.

Maria Moore, I love who you are. I love what you do, and I thank you from almost literally from the bottom of my heart.

BBW I Love Love Love #7: Tiffany Blake

This girl is getting it IN right now. And thank God for that, because I can't get enough of her. Even if I wasn't into BBWs, I would certainly be into Tiffany Blake. Look at that face. Fun Lay is written all over it. I bet she's the same exciting romp in the sheets in real life as she is on my computer screen.

I fantasize about her while watching her fuck. I fantasize about weird shit like dropping acid with her in the middle of the day and hanging out in a graveyard, or going out for pupusas in hole in a wall joints in Spanish Town, or laying around at the park all day drinking mimosas, or sitting around a bonfire talking about God and Elliott Smith lyrics.

Of course, all that's fantasy. The real Tiffany Blake might not be into any of those things. I'm more likely to just fuck her.

Tiffany Blake: She's blazing. I hope she never burns out.

BBW I Love Love Love #6: Kirstyn Halborg

The British are coming! Or rather, the British are making me come.

There's been a British invasion. But it ain't the Beatles, Stones or Kinks. Until a few years ago, the only Brit I'd regularly stroke to was the ineffable Sophie Dee. Thanks to Killergram, I now have the pleasure of watching the likes of Kerry Louise, Delta White, Renee Richards, Lee Logan, Victoria Brown, and Keira Pharrel.

On the chubby side, thanks to the good folks over at Sensational Video, I've also developed a liking towards Leah Jayne, Jemstone, and of course Kirstyn Halborg.

I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the accents. Whatever it is, I want to be all over it. I wonder if British wankers feel the same about the way our American porn girls talk. Thoughts?

Also, here I should say that though much of her work features Ms. Halborg as a blonde, I truly love love love her as a brunette. I feel that needs to be said.

BBW I Love Love Love #5: Kitty Lee

The reason I love Kitty Lee is straightforward, if out of left field. She looks an awful lot like Kathy Najimy. For those you who can't be bothered with clicking a link, Kathy Najimy is best known for being the voice of Peggy Hill on King of the Hill. She also played Whoopi's sidekick in the Sister Act movies. Yes, I spent high school wanting to fuck that woman. Hell, I still would turn her out.

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I was introduced to Kathy by Veronica's Closet, the memory of which has me thinking. Now that show was shit. And the only reason I would watch was because of Kirstie Ally as well as Kathy.

Kirstie was bigger than she'd ever been and showing her age. The show was very self-aware of this and played off and against this with a constant parade of models. I'd never been into skinny, youthful Rebecca Howe and the models were interchangeable to me if not outright invisible. But the sight of Kirstie on that show, mature and curvy, would set my skin on fire.

I felt the same way about Kathy. I couldn't explain the attraction. I didn't openly admit it. This was the mid to late 90's. Milf and Bbw had yet to enter our national consciousness. TV, all of mass media for that matter, made you feel like it was aberrant to find chubby, older women sexy.

This is what I think of whenever I rub out to Kitty Lee. She's mature, overweight and never will have a career as a beauty on television or in the movies. Still, I love her as she is. She gives me immense pleasure. Neither one of us should be ashamed of that.

BBW I Love Love Love #3: Jem Jewel

Some of you are no doubt asking "Who the hell is Jem Jewel?"

She is far less well-known than the other BBWs I've raved about. Her videos are exceedingly rare. All I've been able to find are two scenes with BBW Hunter and BBW Superstars.

Both vids feature the same guy, who I assume to be her boyfriend/erstwhile suitcase pimp.

An aside: This guy is perhaps the most normal looking man I've ever seen in porn. Part of my attraction to Jem is that she's someone you wouldn't imagine doing porn. How did these two end up fucking on camera for two sites then disappearing? I pray the explanation isn't a quotidian tale of two bored swingers looking to spice up their love life. I know this is a shot in the dark, but do any of you know them personally? I bet there's a story here. Please fill me in. Even if you don't know them. Make something up. I'm bored. (Be sure to let me know, though, that your version is fictional.)

OK, back to Jem: She's pretty in that unadorned way (Appropriate Cake lyrics: The ornaments look pretty but they're weighing down the branches of the tree). She's plump, but not sloppy. She has that welcoming look of softness. I feel sometimes like if I lean close enough to the computer screen I could smell her sweetness. She seems like she would be fun to lie next to in bed on a Saturday morning. I feel as though I would get carried away while fucking and shift to making love to her even though I only picked her up an hour before.

This is how I feel about Jem Jewel.

The perfect Christmas gift: at midnight on Christmas Eve I stumble across a treasure trove of Jem Jewel vids and cherish them until I start obsessing over something else.

BBW I Love Love Love #2: Brandy Ryder

This BBW has occupied much of my porn viewing time as of late. I would love to thank the good folks over at Sensational Video for bringing this vivacious beauty to my attention.

And boy, she has put in work!

She's done a couple scenes for both BBWs Gone Black and BBW Dream that quite literally had me gasping air while futily trying to keep my toes uncurled.

Brandy Ryder, I love love you you and hope to see more of you.

A Lazy Man's Interview of Candace Moon.

Someday, someday I've told myself, I'll interview some porn starlets. These days I got so much going on, I could barely update this blog regularly much less conduct an interview. Accidentally, this week I stumbled on a

novel way to essentially get interview results with none of the effort.

Formspring is an intriguing little website where an a account holder gets to field questions from anonymous strangers. I had the pleasure of meeting the lovely Candace Moon, the vivacious BBW porn starlet, via Twitter. She pointed me toward her formspring. I beheld and awed at the questions being lobbed at her.

Yes, they were exactly the kind of questions you would expect anonymous strangers to pose a porn actress:

Would you let me fuck you? 100% Sperm for you!;

Do you feel like fucking right now?

Where would you like my cock most?

Do you like to fondle balls?

What would you do with my cock?

How many men you think have left their cum in your ass?

Can I lick your pussy?

Can I stick my cock inside you? Yes?

Do you know how much I want to fuck you?

Would you ever fuck a fan?

What's you're mobile number?

Where do you live?

Do you do escort meets?

What size is your clit?

Would you add me as a friend if you could see my naked pics?

Do you want to join my birthday gang bang?

I'm thinking "Doesn't all that get tiring, sister?" I would imagine it getting old after a while. I saw this as a chance to change things up for her, make it less monotonous and at the same time get one of those "Earnest Look" interviews I keep talking about wanting to do. The following took place over the course of two days through my phone while waiting for the train, in between classes, and while in line for coffee.

Oruba Stone : It's 8 am. You desparately need coffee. To your horror you find you're out of filters. What do you do?

Candace Moon : Cry, and then use a paper towel as a filter

OS : What is your very very first memory?

CM : When i was very little we had a farm, and my first memory is feeding one of the cows we had, her name was Beulah, i remember feeding her caramels, she loved them

OS : Righty or lefty?

CM : simple, random fact, I like it...righty :D

OS : Leno or Conan?

CM : neither, I hate that trash tv

OS : Who do you like performing with?

CM : My husband

OS : Turn ons?

CM : girls with big tits and nice asses. guys with good personalities and a nice cock

OS : Turn offs?

CM : pushy men, body odor, bad breath

OS : What's your favorite John Hughes movie?

CM : who is John Hughes?

OS : What is the most attractive quality a man could have?

CM : A funny personality, and a good attitude

OS : Do you have any obscure or random hobbies?

CM : Yes, I knit and crochet, and I make jewelry

OS : Who's your favorite New Kid on the Block and why?

CM : I don't enjoy the new kids on the block, never did never will. Is it one of the Wahlberg brothers that is an actor? I like him. lol

OS : How many members of the Wu Tang Clan can you name?

CM : What is a wu tang clan? You kids and your crazy language LOL

OS : What is your favorite Corey Haim movie? You know who he is.

CM : I do. The Lost Boys

OS : What mainstream Hollywood actor would you love to do a scene with?

CM : hehe ummm Gerard Butler maybe

OS : Any advice for a young BBW just starting out in porn?

CM : Read every single contract that you sign, and don't trust anyone LOL

OS : Which BBW porn starlet do you most admire?

CM : Geez, I admire so many. Fatty D, for sure, MissMinnabbw the list goes on and on...

OS : Which do you prefer on a guy, boxers or briefs?

CM : Briefs definitely

OS : Any particular goals for 2010?

CM : Yes, to fuck a friend of mine the next time I see him ;)

OS : Who would you love to work with, male and female?

CM : Mark Davis, and Katja Kassin

OS : Who is your favorite male co-star?

CM : Mark Davis, hands down

OS : How long do you foresee yourself continuing in the adult entertainment industry?

CM : in some form, until I'm dead

OS : If you only pick one: a life with only kisses and no sex, or all sex and no kissing, which would you choose and why?

CM : as much as i love kissing..i would have to say all sex and no kissing. Why? Do i really need to explain why...

OS : Describe the perfect day (not really a question, I know).

CM : hmm Coffee in the morning, a diner for breakfast brunch, a long walk in a beautiful park. A movie and ice cream in bed, what can I say...I'm a simple girl

OS : Who in the Industry do you consider a role model/hero?

CM : Belladonna, because she does her own thing no matter what anyone says, and Fatty D because she's a curvy girl and so gorgeous!

OS : How many stars can you name?

CM : Porn Stars?

OS : If you could be another starlet who would it and why?

CM : I would never be another starlet. Nuh uh

OS : What was the last thing that took your breath away?

CM : My hitachi

OS: Elvis or Beatles?

CM : Elvis

OS : What country would you like to visit right this second?

CM : Italy

OS : What does love feel like to you? I hope this isn't too personal.

CM : Love feels like everything.

OS : Are you happy?

CM : Insanely.

Also, I really wish I wrote this beauty but I can't take credit for it:

Some people are only here to collect property. I am here with my suitcase to collect only the good brains!! I am an alien from the other world, from outer space, I don't have no land, no estate, no property, no house. Not on this earth. I live in space.

I love the Internet!

You could ask Ms. Candace Moon questions here.

I Love Love Love Fatty D

I used to room with the coolest chick. We lived in a one story bungalow at the edge of Berkeley and all was awesome. She used to keep the bathroom stocked with issues of Vice she stole from work. It was in one such magazine a few years ago where I first encountered April Flores (AKA Fatty D).

There was a review of The Voluptuous Life. "Who is this beauty on the cover?" Love at first sight. Smitten on the can. A week later, Rose was able to steal a copy from work. We watched together straight away even though we weren't intimate and we had only known each other a few weeks. Our shared love of April Flores was the first of many bonding experiences. She also shared my disappointment at not seeing Ms. Flores in hardcore action.

It was a lovely day when I found out about Waist Watchers 4. I had long since moved back to the East Coast but I was on the phone with Rose within minutes of finding out about Fatty D's first Boy/Girl. Why a 35 year-old lesbian has as much interest in seeing a bbw do some dude as I do, I'll never know, but God bless that woman. We were unable to watch it together, but she sent me a copy (snagged from work, of course), with her remarks on a Post-It note. And I was happy for a while.

But you know me. When it comes to porn, I am never satisfied. Just one scene won't do. I waited impatiently for the next.

So I'm laying here with my laptop on my lap. I'm taking a break from my nearly done paper and listening to April's appearance on "The Sheena Metal Experience". Clicking around on the internets while I listen, I find that she's done another boy/girl, interracial at that!

I have quite a few issues with IR, but watch it anyway because I'm a conflicted bastard. But a big pro for me is identification. I identify with the dude onscreen. As a brown fellow myself, seeing a fellow brown fellow have sex makes it easier to see myself as him. Anything that makes it easier to see myself having sex with Fatty D, in particular, makes me happy.

Just now on the show, Fatty mentioned that very scene in passing. Now she just said how she won't be doing another Boy/Girl for a while. Oh well. Hopefully I'll stay happy with this (but you know I won't).

As soon as I'm done writing this post, I'll be on the phone with Rose. I'm in no rush; I won't be pulling my pud for a few months. But it's good to have a (most likely stolen) copy of Belladonna's Dark Meat 3 with Rose's notes waiting for me when I go back to being a deviant.

Bailey: The Gateway Drug to BBW Porn

It began innocently enough. I was 18, fresh out of Boot Camp and checking onto my first ship. After that first day was over with I hopped onto my rack to sleep. As I was about to hit the light, I saw something poking out from under the mattress.

An issue of Plumpers magazine, left over from the previous tenant. Up until then, my porn content had been mainstream stuff—and I mean stuff that was mainstream in the 90's—Club and Cherie magazine, High Society, and Penthouse and the occasional Hustler, Scramble Porn, compilation tapes surreptitiously ordered from Adam and Eve catalogues. I had lived 18 years on the planet without ever seeing a fat girl naked. I'd thought about it sometimes on an intellectual level. It probably would've stayed that way if I had never found that Plumpers. Hell, I'm willing to bet that if there had been one of those disgusting, hyper-obese women on the cover, i would've burned the magazine immediately, albeit remain scarred for life. But no, I was greeted with the cute smiling face of Bailey, complete with a pair of white fuck-me go go boots. I was done for. I felt something awake in my nether regions and the idea of naked fat girls was no longer just an intellectual curiosity.

Bailey to me at the time was one of those cute girls you never thought you'd see nude because she didn't fit the body paradigm of anyone I had seen naked up to that point. Do you remember the days when porn was free of amputees, septuagenarians, ouvert crackheads and homeless chicks, and scat set to creepy music? Sure they were always out there but it wasn't so easy to find. Simpler days.

She was as cute a button. The type of girl who was friends with the insecure hot girl because of her self esteem building powers. In high school you were kind of attracted to her but you were afraid of the shit you'd get for admitting it. And guys, including you, would only talk to her as a way to getting to her hot friend. It's a symbiotic relationship between those two when you think about it.

Now here she is, completely stripped, and no one around to fuck with you about what you felt. I did what felt natural.

And in no time, I fell into the rabbit-hole that is the world of BBW porn. Pretty soon I was scoring my own issues of Plumpers. I moved on to other BBW publications, videos. Attending BBW parties. Sex with a few. Even dated a couple of chubby girls. I struggled with it as I became more open with it. Most of all I didn't want to be that clichéd black guy who was into fat, mostly white, chicks (I don't go a week without seeing that cliché walking down the street).

But as time went on it went from being an oddity that I kept hidden to more of a piece of a wide spectrum of types of women I like. And boy is that spectrum is wide. You have to figure that one Wonder Tracy has to equal four or five Morgan Laynes.

Thinking back on Bailey recently I can't help but think how much of a gateway drug she proved to be. Because I did end up lusting after the disgusting hyper-obese ones for a while(don't worry, I'll keep those to a minimum here). In fact she revolutionized my entire life. I'm still trying to decide if that's a good thing. There are people I suppose who are still trying to decide whether their raging heroin addiction is a good thing. Either way, finding more of her stuff (in fact finding that plumper's magazine) has been something of a holy grail for me. And if I find that she's done hardcore, well, I'm in heaven.

Chaz: The other BBW gateway drug