Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Porn Star Haiku: Deauxma

I ceaselessly wonder
The correct pronunciation
Of your name.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Porn Star Haiku: Kelly Divine

Ass, lips, tits, eyes.
A vision divine. You give me
Sensations sublime.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

The DoppelGanger and Tea Party Politics

On the left is the recent winner of the Delaware Republican Primary for senate and Tea Party darling Christine O'Donnell. On the right is one of my favorite new porn stars the lovely Alice Bell. You can't tell me they aren't dead ringers for each other. I think a porn parody should be in order post haste. Perhaps in the "Naylin Paylin" family. Yes, this is the best idea ever hatched.