I wonder what Rose Valentina is doing right now. I suppose it's something terribly mundane. Something more ordinary than fucking on the smut-screen. She's probably in a supermarket wondering why they over water the basil plants . Maybe she's doing her taxes. She could be watching Wheel of Fortune, all the while marveling at the spectacle that is Pat Sajak's hair.
When you find yourself thinking about the boring day-to-day of a woman who has sex on camera1, well, that's love, right?2
1. Wait, Twitter!!
2. Well, there's another option, but I'm far too lazy, self-aware, and ironically distant for that nonsense.
I don't know exactly how I came upon the wondrous and boob-ponderous Claudia Marie. Wasn't too long ago. Maybe 2 or 3 years ago. I wish I'd discover her sooner.
This self-proclaimed "Big tit whore" will always be a hit with me. Maybe — and excuse the momentary flare up of classism — it's the the right touch of white trash. Maybe it's beaming Southern Charm. That extra large smile. That bigger than life personality that draws you in like a vortex.
Or, maybe it's her bigger than life breasts.
I don't know what it is, but even when I'm not looking to stroke, something drags me back to Claudia-Marie.
I will keep letting that something drag me back. Claudia-Marie has never disappointed.
In what seemed like an eternity ago, I found myself, in my porn viewing habits, purposely seeking out older, busted, and often chubby women.
That disposition led me to a site I still frequent today: Exploited Moms.
To be clear the women aren't what I've been calling "Ugly Girl Porn." UGP are girls I truly find attractive but who'd fail to pass in the hyper critical eye of society at large. The women who were on EM back in 2004 were for the most part were of the dried up crackhead type1. (though you wouldn't be able to tell from a perusal of their non-member page -- or, from what I hear, their actual site, -- they have since acquired stellar scenes from the likes of Carrie Ann, and Bobby Lennox2.)
And that's where Mercy stood apart. I mean, she was as busted as the rest of EM's early stable. But you could tell she had something special inside. I can't watch her other stuff, and I don't have much interest in the stuff on her own porn site. But I do love her. My entire love of Mercy comes from her EM scene.
Is it because the super-human Wesley Pipes' puts in the most skillful, downright filthiest performance of his career? Is it because of Mercy's inner specialness, which, if you did a little digging, would discover makes her the kind of girl who's an archeologist, mainstream actress, comedian, and renaissance fair aficionado? I don't know. You tell me.
I stand corrected. There's also this spectacular scene with Byron Long
Here's an interview from 2007
Yeah, an all around singular, amazing person. I could see myself spending a lot of time with her.
1. I'm not proud of myself.
2. From personal account, as well as from the word of others, The Exploited Moms site is the height of disorganization and the last place you would look for quality porn from Exploited Moms. You couldn't tell from even a deep study of the tour pages that there are EM scenes with the likes of Shay Fox, Caroline Pierce, and Rayveness. You buy a subscription only to find that some of the scenes that enticed you aren't even on the member site. If you want a complete EM collection, your best bet is downloading from messageboards.
The year was 2003. I was on indulging in my newly discovered BBW interest. I was surfing the nets on my newly acquired broadband tubes.
BBW was only one of the fixations I was exploring. A quick look at my Yahoo Groups will reveal a love of anime goth girls, ganguro chicks, tied up women, and well, hood rats (I'm really not proud of that).
She was just another girl with a Yahoo Group account. Like many of the other BBW models on Yahoo she posed nude but did no hardcore. As much as I wanted to see the likes of Dawn Perignon do things to a penis, I literally prayed on at least two occasions to see Maria Moore fucked on camera.
I stumbled across my wish quite quickly. She did a scene with the folks over at Bang Bros.
Aside #1: The shoot was for Mom's Anal Adventure but I'm almost positive the scene featured no anal. I could check to be sure but I want to finish writing this post. With Maria, a small diversion could be a few hours of watching porn.
Aside #2: This, I believe, was the moment it hit me that reality porn was not at all real.
At the time, it was a one time thing. She wouldn't return to sex scenes for some years. When she did, I was there waiting.
She beats even Samantha 38G as the BBWs I've loved the longest. I know in my heart, if she continues in this business for another 20 years, I will continue to watch her.
She's been through a lot recently (birth of her first child, cancer). And she's easing her way back into porn.
I'm writing because I've been thinking about our history today, and I feel the need to thank Ms. Moore for the hours of pleasure she's given me over the years. I should not and will not take that granted.
Maria Moore, I love who you are. I love what you do, and I thank you from almost literally from the bottom of my heart.
This girl is getting it IN right now. And thank God for that, because I can't get enough of her. Even if I wasn't into BBWs, I would certainly be into Tiffany Blake. Look at that face. Fun Lay is written all over it. I bet she's the same exciting romp in the sheets in real life as she is on my computer screen.
I fantasize about her while watching her fuck. I fantasize about weird shit like dropping acid with her in the middle of the day and hanging out in a graveyard, or going out for pupusas in hole in a wall joints in Spanish Town, or laying around at the park all day drinking mimosas, or sitting around a bonfire talking about God and Elliott Smith lyrics.
Of course, all that's fantasy. The real Tiffany Blake might not be into any of those things. I'm more likely to just fuck her.
Tiffany Blake: She's blazing. I hope she never burns out.
The British are coming! Or rather, the British are making me come.
There's been a British invasion. But it ain't the Beatles, Stones or Kinks. Until a few years ago, the only Brit I'd regularly stroke to was the ineffable Sophie Dee. Thanks to Killergram, I now have the pleasure of watching the likes of Kerry Louise, Delta White, Renee Richards, Lee Logan, Victoria Brown, and Keira Pharrel.
On the chubby side, thanks to the good folks over at Sensational Video, I've also developed a liking towards Leah Jayne, Jemstone, and of course Kirstyn Halborg.
I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the accents. Whatever it is, I want to be all over it. I wonder if British wankers feel the same about the way our American porn girls talk. Thoughts?
Also, here I should say that though much of her work features Ms. Halborg as a blonde, I truly love love love her as a brunette. I feel that needs to be said.
The reason I love Kitty Lee is straightforward, if out of left field. She looks an awful lot like Kathy Najimy. For those you who can't be bothered with clicking a link, Kathy Najimy is best known for being the voice of Peggy Hill on King of the Hill. She also played Whoopi's sidekick in the Sister Act movies. Yes, I spent high school wanting to fuck that woman. Hell, I still would turn her out.
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I was introduced to Kathy by Veronica's Closet, the memory of which has me thinking. Now that show was shit. And the only reason I would watch was because of Kirstie Ally as well as Kathy.
Kirstie was bigger than she'd ever been and showing her age. The show was very self-aware of this and played off and against this with a constant parade of models. I'd never been into skinny, youthful Rebecca Howe and the models were interchangeable to me if not outright invisible. But the sight of Kirstie on that show, mature and curvy, would set my skin on fire.
I felt the same way about Kathy. I couldn't explain the attraction. I didn't openly admit it. This was the mid to late 90's. Milf and Bbw had yet to enter our national consciousness. TV, all of mass media for that matter, made you feel like it was aberrant to find chubby, older women sexy.
This is what I think of whenever I rub out to Kitty Lee. She's mature, overweight and never will have a career as a beauty on television or in the movies. Still, I love her as she is. She gives me immense pleasure. Neither one of us should be ashamed of that.
Here's another obscure beauty. She's just starting out with performances for Plumpers at Play and Hot Sexy Plumpers. I'm not into solo scenes so I'm basing my adoration of Ms. Swift off one b/g scene. That is power! I can only hope that unlike Jem Jewel she'll stick around in the industry. I am very much looking forward to more from her.
Some of you are no doubt asking "Who the hell is Jem Jewel?"
She is far less well-known than the otherBBWs I've raved about. Her videos are exceedingly rare. All I've been able to find are two scenes with BBW Hunter and BBW Superstars.
Both vids feature the same guy, who I assume to be her boyfriend/erstwhile suitcase pimp.
An aside: This guy is perhaps the most normal looking man I've ever seen in porn. Part of my attraction to Jem is that she's someone you wouldn't imagine doing porn. How did these two end up fucking on camera for two sites then disappearing? I pray the explanation isn't a quotidian tale of two bored swingers looking to spice up their love life. I know this is a shot in the dark, but do any of you know them personally? I bet there's a story here. Please fill me in. Even if you don't know them. Make something up. I'm bored. (Be sure to let me know, though, that your version is fictional.)
OK, back to Jem: She's pretty in that unadorned way (Appropriate Cake lyrics: The ornaments look pretty but they're weighing down the branches of the tree). She's plump, but not sloppy. She has that welcoming look of softness. I feel sometimes like if I lean close enough to the computer screen I could smell her sweetness. She seems like she would be fun to lie next to in bed on a Saturday morning. I feel as though I would get carried away while fucking and shift to making love to her even though I only picked her up an hour before.
This is how I feel about Jem Jewel.
The perfect Christmas gift: at midnight on Christmas Eve I stumble across a treasure trove of Jem Jewel vids and cherish them until I start obsessing over something else.
This BBW has occupied much of my porn viewing time as of late. I would love to thank the good folks over at Sensational Video for bringing this vivacious beauty to my attention.
And boy, she has put in work!
She's done a couple scenes for both BBWs Gone Black and BBW Dream that quite literally had me gasping air while futily trying to keep my toes uncurled.
Brandy Ryder, I love love you you and hope to see more of you.
It's no secret that I love BBWs. When it comes to the the types of women I'd play with and stroke to, I cast a wide net.
To show my appreciation I was going to write a post comprising the BBWs I love the most. But a preliminary compilation hinted that any list would be too long for consumption. Who's got that kind of attention span these days anyway?
So here they come one by one. To do them justice.
I start with this Beauty, who has occupied my fantasies for nearly a decade.
I saw her first at Big Naturals back before I even had broadband. I'm glad she's stuck through several modem upgrades, address changes, and puzzled girlfriends who wondered why I was into girls so thick.
In that time she's become the preeminent name in BBW porn. Her scenes are explosive and have grown more exhilarating over the years. Nothing she does fails to please.
In my early twenties when I was just getting into her, I met a man who claimed he had her as an escort. Best $1000 he ever spent, he swear up and down. To this day, whenever I would get a stroke on for her, I would imagine that I'm a paying customer who had the pleasure of receiving her delights. Too much information? Too bad! Deal with it.
To you, Ms. Anderson, here's to another near decade of pleasure for the both of us. I wish you the best and thank you.
