Wednesday, December 28, 2011

BBW I Love Love Love #10: Claudia Marie

I don't know exactly how I came upon the wondrous and boob-ponderous Claudia Marie. Wasn't too long ago. Maybe 2 or 3 years ago. I wish I'd discover her sooner.

This self-proclaimed "Big tit whore" will always be a hit with me. Maybe  and excuse the momentary flare up of classism  it's the the right touch of white trash. Maybe it's beaming Southern Charm. That extra large smile. That bigger than life personality that draws you in like a vortex.

Or, maybe it's her bigger than life breasts.

I don't know what it is, but even when I'm not looking to stroke, something drags me back to Claudia-Marie.

I will keep letting that something drag me back. Claudia-Marie has never disappointed.

She is also a BBW I Love because she's a songbird

Monday, December 26, 2011

BBW I Love Love Love #9: Mercy 44FF

In what seemed like an eternity ago, I found myself, in my porn viewing habits, purposely seeking out older, busted, and often chubby women.

That disposition led me to a site I still frequent today: Exploited Moms.

To be clear the women aren't what I've been calling "Ugly Girl Porn." UGP are girls I truly find attractive but who'd fail to pass in the hyper critical eye of society at large. The women who were on EM back in 2004 were for the most part were of the dried up crackhead type1. (though you wouldn't be able to tell from a perusal of their non-member page -- or, from what I hear, their actual site, -- they have since acquired stellar scenes from the likes of Carrie Ann, and Bobby Lennox2.)

And that's where Mercy stood apart. I mean, she was as busted as the rest of EM's early stable. But you could tell she had something special inside. I can't watch her other stuff, and I don't have much interest in the stuff on her own porn site. But I do love her. My entire love of Mercy comes from her EM scene.

Is it because the super-human Wesley Pipes' puts in the most skillful, downright filthiest performance of his career? Is it because of Mercy's inner specialness, which, if you did a little digging, would discover makes her the kind of girl who's an archeologist, mainstream actress, comedian, and renaissance fair aficionado? I don't know. You tell me.

I stand corrected. There's also this spectacular scene with Byron Long

Here's an interview from 2007

Yeah, an all around singular, amazing person. I could see myself spending a lot of time with her. 

1. I'm not proud of myself.
2. From personal account, as well as from the word of others, The Exploited Moms site is the height of disorganization and the last place you would look for quality porn from Exploited Moms. You couldn't tell from even a deep study of the tour pages that there are EM scenes with the likes of Shay Fox, Caroline Pierce, and Rayveness. You buy a subscription only to find that some of the scenes that enticed you aren't even on the member site. If you want a complete EM collection, your best bet is downloading from messageboards.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Porn Star Haiku: Carmen Hayes

A head game that blows
Minds. So expertly slurping.
Sloppy, sexy, slow.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Porn Star Haiku: Jeanna Fine

In my mind you will

Remain in your prime, a
Voracious, lusty milf.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Porn Star Haiku: Jill Kelly

I'm prone to
paralysis and fits of silliness
Still 'cause of you.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Porn Star Haiku: Larkin Love

One (namely, me) pines
For you. Yearns for union.
One's face (mine); your blue bush.