An additional upside to living in a world where the women on TV are more and more likely to be in porn is that now that I've seen someone like Angelique—AKA Frenchie—fuck and suck, I have no need to see her on crappy television. I would've been free to live life free of Charm School if I didn't have the hots for Brandi C. I sense a pink hair obsession rearing its ugly head. I saw a clip on The Soup of her spitting in Destiny's face. And because years of porn have warped my mind, I found that unbelievable hot. Now I'm praying she's done gonzo. I need help.