Friday, October 7, 2011

Porn Star Haiku: Misti Dawn


Rosy-haired goddess,
If you spread, I will too. Like
A knocked out patient.

7 comments:

  1. Wait a minute. This is the girl that people on messageboards were calling ugly?

    WTF?

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  2. I've been lurking the porn boards lately and it seems two types of people present themselves as frequent posters.

    1. Creators of porn content; this include people who may not be content creators themselves, but know them personally and have been around a porn set or two.

    2. Guys who watch entirely too much porn (If I'm saying you watch too much porn, there's a problem). Their inexperience with real women shows painfully in the way they lie to cover it up.

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  3. EX1: ". . . too many ugly looking tatoos with a butterface"

    EX2: "she's ugly"

    EX3: "Her tats are the only thing that gives her a chance to stay mildly relevant in this business. Her only hope is that the tattoo fetishists like her and decide to pay for her bills because no one else will. Face is wack, titties wack, ass wack. I suspect we won't be seeing much from her."

    EX4: "ugly as hell. nothing is good about her."

    EX5: "Don't mind the tattoos. Actually kind of like it. She's got a nice body but facially, kind of a turn off."

    EX6: "Mediocre tits."

    It's not unanimous; she has defenders, but there are enough people calling that girl to make you wonder what the hell is going on.

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  4. Oh for crying out loud. Being overly critical when there are little to no grounds for it doesn't make you sound more urbane and discriminating, it just makes you sound like a douche- likewise, avoiding potential ridicule by hating something rather than admitting to liking it. I can see why they hang out on porn boards instead of with actual human beings; it looks like insecurity is rather rampant amongst these guys.

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  5. I went out and looked up some more pics of her, and she's really pretty at all angles! Regardless of personal likes/dislikes as far as tats, redheads, etc, she is no Quasimodo. Jesus, people are dumb sometimes. This is why I stopped reading the comments on Paheal's Cosplay site; it's just a bunch of disaffected virgins shouting abuse until someone notices them. And it's doubly hilarious because none of the people they're shouting at can hear them. John Gabriel is right again...

    http://www.inquisitr.com/34223/john-gabriels-greater-internet-dickwad-theory/

    Also, I must apologize for turning this comment thread into a soapbox. It's just such a fascinating and ridiculous idea- it's a hell of a step from "eh, not my type" to being so personally incensed by someone's looks, *and* so convinced that one's opinion is actually a fact, that it becomes only logical to put it out there for lesser mortals to read and absorb.

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  6. Misti Dawn is very white girl who did few hardcore nude videos. I love her big boobs. I think that she has natural boobs. I have downloaded this picture from your site last night. I wish that i will catch another photos of her.

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