For hours. Corny,
Unoriginal, but true
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Fun With Terms and Conditions
Where is yours truly, Oruba Stone? In reality, no one's asking that. I've been semi-regularly posting Porn Star Haiku so I haven't been hearing readers questioning my whereabouts. But truth is, I have been away.
I have been backpacking Southern Asia for a few months now, half of it with my then-girlfriend and half without my girlfriend but not exactly alone either (The Stones said if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.)
As things are, this is longest period I've gone without constant porn. What wonders steady sex and inconsistent wifi access can do for a man!
But that for now has come to an end. I've been sitting in this hotel in Mumbai waiting to catch my flight back home tomorrow. This is the first time in a long time I've been alone in a room with locked doors and broadband access. You can see where this has led.
My latest porn binge has led me to the doorstep of Claudia-Marie's site. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this blond beauty, she's bubbly, curvy, and an absolute delight to watch.
But before I entered, I did something I don't remember doing since I was 15. I read the terms and conditions for entry. You know, the legalese saying you're old enough and not uptight. Claudia-Marie's terms and condition includes this precious sentence:
I wonder who else is having fun with these.
Over at Blacks on Blondes, this topped a very tightly written T & C:
This classic from Big Tits at School made me laugh:
I have been backpacking Southern Asia for a few months now, half of it with my then-girlfriend and half without my girlfriend but not exactly alone either (The Stones said if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.)
As things are, this is longest period I've gone without constant porn. What wonders steady sex and inconsistent wifi access can do for a man!
But that for now has come to an end. I've been sitting in this hotel in Mumbai waiting to catch my flight back home tomorrow. This is the first time in a long time I've been alone in a room with locked doors and broadband access. You can see where this has led.
But before I entered, I did something I don't remember doing since I was 15. I read the terms and conditions for entry. You know, the legalese saying you're old enough and not uptight. Claudia-Marie's terms and condition includes this precious sentence:
Claudia-Marie, all models, black white and other race actors, actresses and other persons that appear in any visual depiction of actual bigtit ClaudiaMarie sexual conduct appearing or otherwise contained in this adult site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions.Standard statement for 2257 purposes saying that the models are legal. But why list the races of the actors? Or comment on Claudia-Marie's boobage? Strange, right?
I wonder who else is having fun with these.
Over at Blacks on Blondes, this topped a very tightly written T & C:
This site contains interracial sex and interracial porn. Dogfart specializes in big black cocks, interracial xxx videos, creampies, cuckold sex and amateur porn movies. Up ahead is nothing but white sluts and cheating wives with big tits and tight white pussy. Huge black dicks shooting creampies internal cumshots all over naked white teens who love huge black cocks.
This classic from Big Tits at School made me laugh:
The videos and images in this brazzers site are intended to be used by responsible adults as sexual aids, to provide sexual education and to provide sexual entertainment.Meat Melons has a clause that makes you pause:
I hereby swear, certify, and affirm . . . am not under the influence of any drugs, or mind altering substances or mechanism, natural or otherwise, nor is your [sic] judgement impaired by any mental illness, deficiency, or infirmity;I'm sure a more thorough search will turn up more odd/hilarious disclaimers. I'll be sure to post them as they pop up.
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