Friday, November 9, 2012

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Porn Star Haiku: Kerry Louise


Kerry Louise
Butterflies pollinate
Lilies. Lust. A creative
Force of nature.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Porn Star Haiku: Nikki Delano


Nikki Delano
No Fear. A swelling 
In the lungs and loins—Oh dear!
Thrill that know no peer.

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Porn Star Haiku; Arabelle Raphael


Arabelle Raphael
A close up of
Arabelle Raphael's lips sucking dick;
I'm in love.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Porn Star Haiku: Lexi Belle



Lexi Belle
Serendipitous
Heaven-sent on accident
Don't you dare forget.

Saturday, June 30, 2012

Where Are the Onas of Yesteryear?


Where has Ona Zee gone? I miss her. Heard from a birdie, she makes art. If so, I would love to interview her. If not, I would love to interview her.

Mrs. Zee, if you're reading, come at me. We'll talk.

Friday, June 29, 2012

On Tyla Wynn (Working Title)



To do. Deconsctruct this Tyla Wynn video. Be sure to highlight
  • The ridiculous shit she says during the intro
  • The premise of the plot
    • THAT couple with THAT realtor being THAT laid back about a $20,000 a month mansion
    • Tyla Wynn’s short creepy boyfriend
      • Who looks like he should be in gay porn but when you think about it you think gay guys couldn’t be turned on by him either. He’s weird looking.
      • Like, if he was near me at a orgy, I think I would have to move somewhere else.
      • Like he looks like he smells funny
      • And if he didn’t have a big dick he’d be on some sort of watchlist.
      • I bet he is on a watchlist.
      • Footnote that he is Scott Lyon, Mr. Brandy Lyons and yes, he’s done gay porn.
    • Jesus Christ, I haven’t seen Alex Sanders in years
      • Or maybe I have and I haven’t been paying attention.
      • Talk about a throwback to the nineties.
      • Shouldn’t he be fucking Dyanna Lauren or something.
      • He couldn’t look more bored.
      • Maybe because he’s not fucking Dyanna Lauren.
      • This is where you notice that Tyla Wynn isn’t exactly a catch.
        • I’ve tried escape this classist trip but the white trash is on there heavy.
        • She looks worse for wear.
        • This movie is from like 2006. She’s still in the industry. Has anyone checked to see if she’s ok?
        • I dont think I want to fuck her anymore.
        • That said, I still finished.
        • Finding a recent video and hoping she’s looking healthier.